MEMORABLE ORGASMS

Inspired by all of you.
  1. ...Whisper in my ear that you want some more and I
    JIZZED IN MY PANTS.
  2. ...Looked me dead in the face, asked "cash or credit?" And I
    JIZZED IN MY PANTS.
  3. ...Checked my phone and I saw you rang and I
    JIZZED IN MY PANTS.
  4. A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
    JIZZED IN MY PANTS.
  5. The next day my alarm goes off and I
    JIZZED IN MY PANTS.
  6. Open a window and a breeze rolls in and I
    JIZZED IN MY PANTS.
  7. When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense I
    JIZZED IN MY PANTS.
  8. I just ate a grape and I
    JIZZED IN MY PANTS.
  9. I went --
    JIZZED IN MY PANTS.