My ex and I used to host a huge and tremendously fun party every year (and last year I worked) so this year's lack of plans has me feeling a little blue.
  1. Does anyone have any plans?
  2. List App Super Bowl party?
  3. I make bomb guac,
  4. And I can always be counted upon to bring beer.
  5. Will travel from the east side.
  6. Will wear the booty shorts I wore last year (for work purposes) again upon request. That's right. I'll show a little under-butt to score a party invite.
  7. (Not a football fan, but definitely a Super Bowl fan)
  8. 🏈
  9. EDIT: @ChrisK will be in town and may or may not want to be part of these (as of yet nonexistent) plans.