TATTOOS I ALMOST GOT (VOL. 1)

Inspired by @k8mcgarry
  1. #FUCD
    My best friend is such a pain in the ass sometimes that it spawned a Facebook page (with many members) called Fuck You Chris Day. This started with real stories but eventually morphed into "it's fucking raining again. #FUCD." I spent months threatening to get this tattooed on the inside of my middle finger.
  2. A cupcake with boobs on it
    Yup.
  3. The happy human
    I almost got this on my back of my lower calf, but wasn't happy with the placement. I really wanted this on a finger, but wasn't quite ready to take the hand tattoo plunge. It's the symbol for secular humanism, which is the closest thing to a religion I have. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secular_humanism
  4. A heart made out of teardrops
    Or raindrops, I guess it's all in where you're standing. A sorta "trademark" design from my artist.
  5. An igloo
    Representing two Eskimo brothers (slept with the same girl). Not wanting to be left out, another guy and later a lady slept with her too. Just to get the tattoo. I really wanted it as well, but chickened out because she was super dirty. And it would have been a pretty shitty thing to do. Wow. My friends are assholes.
  6. A "half-off" tattoo from Martlet
    Every April Fools day, you can spin a wheel twice and get a combination of whatever two images you land on. It's also half-priced! Here is the wheel from 2014. I'm definitely going to get one next year, but for the past 3 events, something has gotten in the way. Maybe common sense. Who knows.
  7. @pili_ervin I googled it because I couldn't draw it right... This is a real cupcake so imagine that but more of a side view, not a top view.
    Add yours drawings as a suggestion, I wanna see!
  8. Option one
    I thought maybe you were just thinking cleavage, and this is a woman's dress shirt decorated in the side of the cupcake.
    Suggested by   @pili_ervin
  9. Option two
    Again with just cleavage. This is a knock off of a Victoria's Secret bra. Sprinkles added for a more realistic cupcake.
    Suggested by   @pili_ervin
  10. Top View
    Old school National Geographic lost tribe woman boobs
    Suggested by   @pili_ervin
  11. A different suggestion!
    How about a tattoo of a cupcake on a boob?
    Suggested by   @pili_ervin