TATTOOS I AM GOING TO GET (VOL. 1)

Too much free real-estate.
  1. Flamingo
    Old-school style, brightly colored, on my right calf (small by my ankle, getting bigger as it moves up toward my knee)
  2. Bird of paradise
    Same as above, but left calf. I want Bryce to do this one and Talley to do the other, at the same time.
  3. Storm trooper or Boba Fett (or R2-D2)
    Preferably by this guy: Nate Fierro
  4. The Happy Human (probably)
  5. A quarter note rest
    On the outside of my left pinky.
  6. A "half-off" tattoo from Martlet
    The spinning wheel lands on two (or more) images, and they "smoosh" them. Here are some from this year's event. Also see: TATTOOS I ALMOST GOT (VOL. 1). I've just barely missed this April Fools event three times now.
  7. One of Bruce's mouthes
    He's made a ton, and I want it directly opposite the butt he did on my thigh (see: MY TATTOOS scroll to the bottom). I want a mountain scene inside, kinda like this.
  8. THE REST OF MY FUCKING LEG FILLED IN JESUS CHRIST, ANNA FINISH THAT SHIT IT'S ONLY BEEN ALMOST 3 YEARS!!!