THE CO(O)LEST QUESTIONNAIRE

Inspired by @magic
  1. 1.
    ARE YOU A WINE MOM, VODKA AUNT, OR BEER DAD?
    Whiskey uncle.
  2. 2.
    WHAT IS THE ALTERNATE UNIVERSE VERSION OF YOU DOING?
    Working as an economist for Freakonomics and Marketplace (on American Public Media). In a cover band that plays every Sunday night at Bigfoot Lodge.
  3. 3.
    WHAT IS THE BEST COMPLIMENT YOU HAVE EVER RECEIVED?
    "That is the best Old Fashioned I have ever had." - upon drinking an OF I had just made.
  4. 4.
    WHAT FICTIONAL UNIVERSE WOULD YOU LIKE TO LIVE IN?
    Any musical universe where anyone can burst into (accompanied, choreographed) songs at any moment. Specifically (non-musical), the Doctor Who universe, but only as the Doctor's companion.
  5. 5.
    DO YOU BELIEVE IN ALIENS?
    How could you not? Billions on billions of universes? It's insane to think we're alone. Plus pocket universes and the theories of parallelism and... Ask @neiltyson.
  6. 6.
    DID YOU DRINK MILK DAILY AS A CHILD?
    Yes, but I don't think it had any real benefits. True, I've never broken a bone or had a cavity, but my family has wondrous bones. I DID obsessively collect "Got Milk?" ads when I was a kid. In a binder.
  7. 7.
    WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NICKNAME FOR YOURSELF?
    "Hyphenated." "Trumbo" isn't technically a nickname. "Banana" is adorable, not mad about that either.
  8. 8.
    FINALLY, CAN YOU CURL YOUR TONGUE?
    Can do a little "o" roll, and I can flip it upside down in one direction, but not the other.