THINGS THAT MAKE ME UNCOMFORTABLE

@biz baby, so many things. But at this moment, here's what I got:
  1. Anal sex
  2. Men who insist that I'll like anal sex if I just relax/have it more.
    Been there. Done that. Got the "is this fart going to be more than a fart today?" Tshirt.
  3. Most of the men at my bar.
  4. You collectively are a little too cool and I suspect there's some dark shit lurking under there. Because I pretty much want to hang out with you all the time and that's weird.