Here's how you play: Inspired by @jaidub
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    (Insert joke about rolling/throwing balls into various holes in/around my person Γ  la skeeball.)
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    (Insert "scoring" joke.)
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    Be @lesbian. We all love her and she loves all of us.
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    Send me list requests,
    But don't get mad or offended if it takes up to 2/3 months for it to get fulfilled. I take these things very seriously.
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    Tell me you like my hair.
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    Be (even a little bit) more into cats than you are into dogs.
    Unless you're @Lindi, whose dog is a masterpiece of nature.
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    (Honestly, insert any arcade game joke that actually makes me laugh. The dirtier the better.)
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    Ok @jaidub, where my tickets at?
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    Update: I just emptied my storage unit so my prizes will come in the form of... It's a secret! And a surprise! A surprise secret!