TRUE CONFESSIONS 📂 #DRAFTMAS
Inspired by @stamos
- •I've never seen Jaws.And I've never admitted that.
- •I haven't seen The Wire,But I've never lied about it.
- •I didn't cry when I first saw Terms of Endearment.
- •I don't really love giving blow jobs.Unless I'm super in love with you. And even then...
- •When I'm drunk, I crave Taco Bell.Aaaand I'll usually go get it.
- •I haven't yet wrapped a single present,Except the one I mailed out to @ayshaa.
- •One of the celebrities with whom I've claimed to have made out was a lie.And I can't come clean now because the story is 14 years old. I'm committed.
- •I don't own an iron.
- •I don't always shower every day.
- •I haven't shaved my legs in 2 months.
- •Thus ends #Draftmas! Thank you @aprilkquioh; my drafts are dwindling!