Inspired by @stamos
  1. I've never seen Jaws.
    And I've never admitted that.
  2. I haven't seen The Wire,
    But I've never lied about it.
  3. I didn't cry when I first saw Terms of Endearment.
  4. I don't really love giving blow jobs.
    Unless I'm super in love with you. And even then...
  5. When I'm drunk, I crave Taco Bell.
    Aaaand I'll usually go get it.
  6. I haven't yet wrapped a single present,
    Except the one I mailed out to @ayshaa.
  7. One of the celebrities with whom I've claimed to have made out was a lie.
    And I can't come clean now because the story is 14 years old. I'm committed.
  8. I don't own an iron.
  9. I don't always shower every day.
  10. I haven't shaved my legs in 2 months.
  11. Thus ends #Draftmas! Thank you @aprilkquioh; my drafts are dwindling!