WEIRD PLACES I'VE FALLEN ASLEEP

Inspired by @13spencer. To be clear, this is falling asleep, not passing out.
  1. In line (standing up) at my high school cafeteria.
    Twice: both at breakfast.
  2. While driving (me too, Spencer).
    Remedies: oldies at full volume, windows down, slapping myself in the face as hard as I can, digging my fingernails into my palms until they bleed.
  3. In bed whilst engaged in an intimate act involving two consenting adults and a prophylactic.
  4. In bed whilst engaged in an intimate act involving a partner's head between my--ok, you know where I'm going with this.
  5. At a party-turned-jam-session with a soloing tenor sax 2 feet away and a plate of pizza next to my head.
  6. In line at the Taco Bell drive-thru on St. Patty's Day. I'd worked 12 hours moving lightning speed (at an Irish pub) and was bringing food back for the rest of the staff.
    I also fell asleep in the office of the bar with my head next to a burrito.
  7. In my bathroom, on the toilet.
  8. During a really boring date, while he was in the bathroom.
    The bartender woke me and said I would have to leave if I fell asleep again. I immediately paid our tab and left.