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I love my husband, and I love gay people. Maybe that's why I love my husband so much.
- •Makes his own sparkling waterBecause regular soda water has high fructose corn syrup
- •Uses hairsprayI don't even own my own hairspray. I just use his the very few times I need it.
- •Sits down on the toilet to peeNo explanation needed here.