THINGS THAT HAVE BEEN PISSING ME OFF ABOUT CLARISSA EXPLAINS IT ALL SEASON ONE

I'm rewatching Clarissa Explains It All, join me won't you?
  1. Clarissa wants to bake an anniversary cake for her parents, so her and Sam mix the ingredients in her bedroom. I know you wanna keep it a secret but really, you're dragging measuring cups and stuff up there? Seems messy and inconvenient
  2. In season one, Clarissa never wears any of those dope hats she has hanging on her wall
  3. Clarissa lends her friend Jody her globe earrings, which makes me terribly jealous no one has let me borrow their globe earrings. I need cooler friends
  4. Clarissa's mom makes lentil cupcakes like a goddamn bitch
  5. Then in another episode the mom insists the dad, Marshall, mail out 50 chain letters. FUCK YOU JANET! IDIOT!
  6. Clarissa's rents don't really seem like the type that'd be super chill with their daughter just having a pet alligator in her room. Where does he get water? There appears to just be sand in that pool, right? But w/e, say goodbye to Elvis because he's gone after the first season anyway 👋