QUESTIONS I ASK MYSELF WHEN COLD WEATHER HITS

  1. How many new scarves can I buy?
  2. Can I just wear big sweatshirts all season long?
  3. Where is my next hot beverage coming from?
  4. Will my feet ever be warm again?
  5. Is it Christmas yet?
  6. Do I have to go outside?
  7. Why am I complaining about 50 degree weather?