Davy-isms

My friend and workmate Davey has a knack for tangling up words and sayings.
  1. Ovulating fan (oscillating)
  2. Noddle knees pliers (needle nose)
  3. Tax me (text me)
  4. Have a game of scramble (scrabble)
  5. Stop nippleating me (manipulate)
  6. Look at the cantaloupe in the field (antelope)
  7. Doing a difficult scaffold build one day that was tough to access, Dave says "Hey, we could just jalapeño in there and base it out " (repel)
  8. During a lunch break one day,, "Hey, did you guys here about what happened in the Philippines?, yeah they got hit by a 40 foot salami." (tsunami) lol