NATHAN FOR YOU HIGHLIGHTS
- •"Tell me your biggest, darkest secret." "I don't wear socks."
- •"Hemorrhoid demons, come out!"
- •"Every time you turn away a teen who is trying to buy alcohol, you lose a sale."
- •"I don't ride a motorcycle but I am a bit of a bad boy."
- •"So it's surprising to me that I've never met a realtor who could sell me a house that was guaranteed to be ghost free."
- •"I also hired a worse Johnny Depp impersonator to act as a stand-in to make Ronnie look better by comparison."
- •"Most pet cemeteries don't allow advertisements. But there's no law about what you can put on a gravestone."