My Brother Jake...
@curtis is my favourite person on here and here are a few reasons why...
- •Is fucking awesome at the list app.He's been making lists for months and yesterday got his first like in 8 lists. He's @curtis which I'm kind of bummed about because that's a way cooler username than mine. Follow him now.
- •Is the air sex champion of America.Ask him. Or request a list. I'm still scarred.
- •Leaves for Australia tomorrow for 3 months.
- •Is going to Montreal after Australia to find his one true love.They've met once.
- •Is my best friend.
- •Took all his clothes off on NYE.And at most parties.
- •Eats way too much humus.
- •Is far too nice to me.
- •Is far too nice to everyone.
- •Might be the best person you will ever meet.
- •Once signed a petition to 'Free West Papua' at Lush because he thought he was getting a free hand cream.