Pets My Family Have Loved
My dad hates animals and is very allergic.
- •Catsby.Has ruined me for any future boyfriends. Loves me fiercely and hates all other humans. Has taught our other cat what it means to be intimate. Licks my hand when I cry.
- •Posy.My best friend. Would be dead or mental homed without. Can't write more because miss too much.
- •A cat called Badger.Pictures wrestling Catsby 'Brokeback Mountain' style.
- •2 tortoises.Named Jeff and Geoff by my genius of a brother. Currently lost in our garden. We don't talk about it.
- •Some fish.Not of interest to me.
- •A bunny called Dusty.We thought he was very floppy and loved to cuddle but then it turned out he had a brain tumour. RIP.
- •A bunny called Fast Rabbit.Named by my 5 year old other genius of a brother.
- •A cat called Fish.RIP.
- •A cat called Ginge.RIP.
- •A cat called Lila.Badgers mum. She hated Badger. And our family. And any other animals. She now lives with a lovely friend of ours and is happy. I'm still a bit sad about it.
- •A cat called Rosie.She also grew to hate our family. I think she lives with an old lady but that might have been a lie.
- •2 goats called Mary and Lucy.
- •2 guinea pigs called Ron and Baxter.
- •A cat called Angel.We were told he would die after 1 year. Hence the name. He's 11.
- •A rabbit called Patrick.Who turned out to be a girl.
- •My brother Spike.The best thing in my life but v much not human. (Pictured sleeping. Still alive.)