List format Inspired, as is everything, by @lenadunham - positive version to come.
  1. You know what, it's actually just gotten the point where I've been to so many different clubs they all just blend into one drunken blur.
  2. I don't eat gluten any more.
  3. I'm class president and I didn't even run.
  4. Me and my roommate are literally the best of friends.
  5. I call my parents maybe once, twice a week.
  6. Sometimes I find it so hard to remember what a panic attack feels like.
  7. Next year I'm living with a really great group of 5 male friends who are all incredible supportive of me and I have the perfect amount of sexual tension with.
  8. I know exactly what I want to do with the rest of my life.
  9. Don't even get me started on the state of the American government.