CARTOON CHARACTERS I HAD CRUSHES ON AS A KID
As you might guess, I'm a child of the ’70s and ’80s.
- •Minnie MouseLiterally the first being I remember having a crush on. I planned to marry her.
- •Daphne, from Scooby-DooNo, not Velma. I was shallow.
- •Sweet Polly Purebred, from UnderdogProfessional: check. Aggressively feminine: also check.
- •Princess, from Battle of the PlanetsParticularly when she was dressed for battle.
- •Ann Margrock, from The FlintstonesEverything Jessica Rabbit knows, she stole from Ann Margrock.
- •Samantha, from the credit sequence on BewitchedNot that Elizabeth Montgomery was unattractive herself.
- •The Suffragette, from Schoolhouse RockPowerhouse vocals and red hair. I'm sensing a theme.