MY CURRENT TRIP TO PLANNED PARENTHOOD

I've been at Planned Parenthood right now for less than an hour and this is what's been happening to me.
  1. I came an hour early. Which is okay because I have to work later.
  2. They have Property Brothers playing. Why? I don't know.
  3. A girl was crying and her boyfriend who was just on the phone held her hand and said NOTHING.
    Hey bro, be more comforting with your words please!
  4. They made me pee in a cup and I missed.
    So what do I do? Just scoop it up from the bowl and pray they'll use it.
  5. One Direction is playing from the speakers so I feel really relaxed.
    I'm not being sarcastic, that actually calmed my nerves.
  6. Will update when more shenanigans happen.