US WEEKLY 25 FACTS ABOUT ME

I know I'm not a celebrity or remotely close. But if I was these are the 25 facts I would let the old ladies at US Weekly know about me.
  1. 1.
    My first concert was Hilary Duff when I was 14
  2. 2.
    I've known my best friend since the 2nd grade when I told him that "red is the devil's color".
  3. 3.
    I have been in college longer than high school 💁🏽
  4. 4.
    I can't drive. Not because I'm a woman but because i failed my drivers test TWICE
  5. 5.
    One Halloween I dressed up as Kesha and a guy asked if I was Dolly Parton.
  6. 6.
    My mom had me learn English (even though I was born here) by letting me watch tv for 12 hours everyday.
  7. 7.
    I stopped using a pacifier when I was 7. And the bottle when I was 6.
  8. 8.
    When I was 6 I wanted to have 16 kids: eight boys and eight girls. And 8 dogs: 4 male and 4 female
  9. 9.
    I. Hate. Marshmallows.
  10. 10.
    I like telling people about my dreams. Idc if they don't care. I want you to know that I dreamt about my teeth falling.
  11. 11.
    I'm very dramatic.
  12. 12.
    In my summer camp I used to tell people it was my birthday everyday, just so I could get a prize.
  13. 13.
    I had a pet ant as a kid. Her name was Katie.
  14. 14.
    I'm very into astrology. Let me read you your birth chart! (As Chloë Sevigny once said: I'm a double Scorpio, so watch out.)
  15. 15.
    I was on the X Factor US for a split second.
  16. 16.
    I love Britney Spears just as much as I love my own mother.
  17. 17.
    I am the human IMDB.
  18. 18.
    Degrassi: the Next Generation changed my life so much that I plan on naming my kids after characters.
  19. 19.
    I can spend HOURS watching Chopped. And now I think I'm a master chef because of it.
  20. 20.
    I spend all my money on concerts. And it's worth it...kind of.
  21. 21.
    I used to have a fish tank full of goldfish until my mom killed them: with bleach and hot water.
  22. 22.
    Pop culture from 1997-2010 is very important to me.
  23. 23.
    I used to catfish people on aol chat rooms as a kid. Then a guy called my house so my mom had me delete my account.
  24. 24.
    I think the taint is the most underrated part of the human body.
  25. 25.
    I have a collection of pigs all over my room.