1. Chewing with mouth open or just gross mouth noises in general
  2. Not recognizing I'm the funniest person alive. Laugh at all my jokes
  3. Being a Republican
  4. Hating dogs or even suggesting dogs are not amazing and better than us
  5. Not getting really excited and proud when he sees a dog with a job (ex: police)
  6. Hating Harry Potter or hating to read at all or refusing to read books I like
  7. Not watching law and order with me for like 4 hours every night