THINGS I WOULD BREAK UP WITH SOMEONE FOR NO EXCEPTIONS

  1. Chewing with mouth open or just gross mouth noises in general
  2. Not recognizing I'm the funniest person alive. Laugh at all my jokes
  3. Being a Republican
  4. Hating dogs or even suggesting dogs are not amazing and better than us
  5. Not getting really excited and proud when he sees a dog with a job (ex: police)
  6. Hating Harry Potter or hating to read at all or refusing to read books I like
  7. Not watching law and order with me for like 4 hours every night