foods I really love and will eat despite bone-crushing guilt

ranked in order of how long I'll wait before my self-restraint collapses
  1. 7.
    chips and salsa before dinner in a Mexican restaurant
  2. 6.
    the other half of my donut
  3. 5.
    chocolate peanut butter ice cream
  4. 4.
    cheesecake factory cheesecake
  5. 3.
    a second brownie
  6. 2.
    any cheese or pepperoni pizza
  7. 1.
    fries with any meal