How Long I Tolerate Your Snap Story And Why, Ranked

  1. 1.
    Actively Seek It Out
    = I'm in love with you
  2. 2.
    Watch the whole thing, smiling
    = I have a friend crush on you
  3. 3.
    Watch the whole thing out of a sense of obligation
    = we're in the same friend group but your photos are either boring or fomo-inducing
  4. 4.
    Watch the whole thing but click through without really looking
    = we're in the same friend group but you irritate me
  5. 5.
    Watch the first snap only
    = accident
  6. 6.
    Don't watch or feel the need to
    = we apparently know each other well enough to be Snapchat Friends but not well enough that I care about your daily activities
  7. 7.
    Actively Avoid
    = you regularly have more than twenty seconds per story and most photos don't even have you in them
  8. 8.
    Rage-unfollow
    = trump support, sexism, or you're my recent ex and there's a girl in your photo