Questions I Have

(Just some)
  1. Is eating an apple as loud as it feels?
  2. Do other people ever jump the curb in a drive through line and if so why don't I ever see it?
  3. Do pennies matter really?
  4. If I am yelling at you about your turn signal can you read my lips in your rearview?
  5. Why does anyone still put raisins in cookies?