Inspired by @yikes
  1. gets excessively frustrated by small things like bowling and traffic
  2. forgets to respond to important texts
  3. always opens Facebook to get rid of the notification even though there's a 100% chance it's a birthday for someone I haven't talked to since 2009
  4. talks about calories too much
  5. actually believes every guy in my entire age range is thinking about how cute I am when I walk by
  6. eats all the doritos
  7. complains about lacking the self control to stop eating doritos
  8. accidentally underestimates restaurant tip