HORRIBLE OFFENSES I COMMITTED TODAY

  1. Did not hold the door for the driver of the car I think was coming to park at my work.
  2. Stepped on sidewalk art which was made to look like a sidewalk.
  3. Left one shard of ice in a cup I threw out.
  4. Looked at a piece of candy, then someone else took it, so I polluted it with my gaze and they did not know.
  5. Everything else