AM I REAL

  1. I HAVE THE LIST APP BUT NO ACCOUNT
  2. I HAVE A TUMBLR BUT DO NOT POST. I ONLY LIKE AND LURK
  3. I HAVE A FACEBOOK ACCOUNT BUT RECEIVE NO WALLPOSTS ON MY BIRTHDAY
  4. I HAVE A TWITTER BUT NO ONE INTERACTS WITH MY TWEETS
  5. I HAVE A CELLPHONE BUT RECEIVE NO TEXTS
  6. I HAVE A MAILBOX THAT NEVER HAS ANYTHING IN IT THAT IS SPECIFICALLY ADDRESSED TO ME
  7. ?????
  8. everything goes into the void and I am not real