REASONS MY DOG SHOULD NOT LICK HER FOOT

She does this even though I tell her not to.
  1. 1.
    She is not a cat.
  2. 2.
    Hair gets in her belly.
  3. 3.
    She walks up and down the hallway at 3 am throwing up.
  4. 4.
    Then she wants breakfast early because she is hungry.
  5. 5.
    This will not happen.
  6. 6.
    The end.