THOUGHTS I HAVE WHEN I AM SHOPPING FOR CLOTHES
- •Who the hell has legs this long?😁
- •Who do they make these clothes for?
- •Will this give me angry red lines?Angry red lines are when seams are pressed into your skin from tight clothing and leave marks or angry red lines.
- •Will I get sent home for wearing this to work? (Inside joke)Banking industry, 1997, wore a very nice pant suit to work. It did not say in the handbook pant suits for women were not allowed, but I should have known. Remember ladies, "women in pants don't advance".
- •Will I be too cold in this?
- •Will I be too hot and feel sweaty and disheveled?
- •Will this irritate me during the day and encourage peevish behavior in meetings?This also could make for a fun interesting day.
- •Why aren't my legs longer?😡