FIVE THINGS KIDS DO THAT I HATE
I am an absolutely terrible person
- •Ruin moviesOne summer, right after How to Train Your Dragon 2 came out, TWO separate little girls spoiled the ending for me
- •Get hurt, but not badly enough to actually be in pain/cry, and proceed to say "ow" at regular intervals until you ask what's wrongATTENTION SEEKERS. Sometimes I play a game with myself and see how long I can ignore them
- •Pull on your arm to try and get your attentionThis is especially annoying if you're already talking to someone. Just say my name and then wait your fucking turn.
- •Interrupt you with "Oh I know that!" When you're explaining a concept they clearly have never heard beforeI'm smarter than you. Shut up.
- •Ask if they can have a drawing you've been working really hard onNo, I was planning to put this up in my room.