YOU WANNA KNOW HOW I GOT THESE SCARS?

Inspired by @laurencmark
  1. Falling off my bike in grade five
  2. Falling off my bike in grade eight
  3. Falling off my bike in grade nine
  4. Trying to cut off a piece of cardboard with a box knife
  5. Acne
  6. Stitches from the removal of a sebaceous cyst
  7. Unintentionally turning on the steam jet of an espresso machine while trying to reach a cup
  8. Putting too much oil into the frying pan, causing oil drops to fly out