WHAT THE NOVELTY MAGNETS ON MY FRIDGE SAY
- •A meat cleaver, he thought. "Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
- •Everyone chill the fuck out, I got this!
- •Fornicators you ought to quit your whoring now!
- •If women ruled the world, there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.
- •There is nothing like a good book
- •The lady and the spider: no longer does she fear the spider. Instead she draws strength from the knowledge of her bravery in its presence.