WHAT THE NOVELTY MAGNETS ON MY FRIDGE SAY

  1. A meat cleaver, he thought. "Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
  2. Everyone chill the fuck out, I got this!
  3. Fornicators you ought to quit your whoring now!
  4. If women ruled the world, there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.
  5. There is nothing like a good book
  6. The lady and the spider: no longer does she fear the spider. Instead she draws strength from the knowledge of her bravery in its presence.