WANT TO FEEL OLD?
- •Want to feel old? When Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers premiered, you weren’t as concerned about the threat of heart disease.
- •Want to feel old? Take stock of every ache and pain in your body, and complain about them to younger relatives.
- •Want to feel old? As you read this third bullet point, more of your life flew by, never to return.
- •Want to feel old? Be dismissive of any pop culture that is aimed at anyone more than ten years younger than you.
- •Want to feel old? Pay attention to the steady drudgery of your daily life and wonder where it all went wrong.