We've all done em!!
- •When you answer the phone at home like you answer the phone at work
- •When you are looking for your sunglasses and they are on your face
- •When you get some soap from the dispenser at the gym but it's the mouthwash
- •When someone asks you "what's up" and you say "fine"
- •When you wave at a person you know but it's actually a total stranger
- •When you set your alarm for "PM" instead of "AM"
- •When you ask a pregnant lady if she's having a boy or a girl and she replies "I'm not pregnant"
- •When you are picking your nose in the car and make eye contact with the person in the car next to you
- •When you ask any exotic person where they are "from"
- •When you fart in an empty room and someone walks in immediately afterwards
- •BONUS: when you murder someone and forget to wipe your prints off the gun