1. Homophobic Aardvark
  2. Always-Polishing-His-Resume Porpoise
  3. Skeptical Praying Mantis
  4. Routinely-15-Mins-Late Orangutan
  5. Somewhat Fuckable Horseshoe Crab
  6. Good Guy Gary Cherone
  7. Tempted-to-Call-Room-Service Bumblebee
  8. Holier-Than-Thou Golden Retriever
  9. Rage Caribou
  10. OCD Rabbi