10 Trump Examples of Big, Beautiful Safe Zones

Donald Trump's approach to the refugee crisis can be found here: https://www.yahoo.com/politics/trump-refugee-plan-syria-take-a-big-swatch-of-land-151331354.html
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    A very nice 9-hole golf course, landscaping provided by Mexican migrants (the good ones, and there are many, don't worry)
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    Tastefully-adorned bistro with some decent chefs, a bunch of "really fantastic guys"
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    Put in a gorgeous casino, Trump has a very long and successful track record running casinos, you can read his book
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    Just ask anyone, no one will say no to a gilded log cabin
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    A winning 50-story skyscraper, so amazing the refugees will get sick of winning skyscrapers by the time they find a new home
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    Outdoor shopping mall, just talk to Ivanka for two minutes and you'll understand that she has a knack for retail
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    Come on, use some common sense and put in some green space, it doesn't take a genius
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    What about an amusement park? These people have nothing, give them some amusement for crying out loud
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    Get some beautiful women down there, have them hand out water and clothing, everyone loves a beautiful woman
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    If all else fails, put some American ingenuity to the problem, we'll get it figured out