11 of the Sexiest Things Required of Westworld's Extras

More like "sextras" LOL. Background info here: http://slate.me/1hldkeH
  1. 1.
    Your penis may be dressed in a cute little mini space suit
  2. 2.
    Pubic hair possibly shaved into the shape of HBO logo
  3. 3.
    @lenadunham to provide audio commentary of any required boob drops
  4. 4.
    Genital-to-producer touching
  5. 5.
    Nude dodgeball
  6. 6.
    Swinging your penis around and around over your head like a lasso
  7. 7.
    Possibly placing Evan Rachel Wood's entire left foot inside your vagina
  8. 8.
    Eating pudding while simulating fellatio
  9. 9.
    Making your genitals talk like Sean Connery
  10. 10.
    Likely painting tune-in information on your penis
  11. 11.
    Awkward sex with strangers