8 Reasons the Fantastic Four Reboot Failed at the Box Office

Disappointing news because I actually really like the Fantastic Four.
  1. 1.
    Human Torch constantly vaping
  2. 2.
    Mel Gibson cast as Dr. Doom
  3. 3.
    Mr. Fantastic given gluten allergy
  4. 4.
    Ben Grimm circumcision subplot
  5. 5.
    Invisible Woman voiced by Carol Channing
  6. 6.
    Ska-metal soundtrack
  7. 7.
    400-minute running time
  8. 8.
    Fantastic Four not popular