8 Unreliable Narrators
Fuck these guys.
- •Red from Shawshank Redemption, who promised to get you cigarettes but every time you ask him about it he's like, "Oh shit, my bad"
- •The dead girl from The Lovely Bones, who never RSVPs for the party but shows up anyway
- •Daniel Stern from The Wonder Years, who is constantly late for book club
- •Holden Caulfield, who never returned your copy of Fleetwood Mac's "Rumours" and now claims he can't find it anywhere
- •The guy from Super Friends, who has never actually even set eyes upon the Hall of Justice
- •Ishmael from Moby Dick, who keeps saying he will call but never does
- •Linda from Days of Heaven, who constantly leaves her dirty dishes in the sink
- •The Invisible Man from Invisible Man, who is just kind of a dick, if we're being honest about it