8 Unreliable Narrators
Fuck these guys.
- 1.Red from Shawshank Redemption, who promised to get you cigarettes but every time you ask him about it he's like, "Oh shit, my bad"
- 2.The dead girl from The Lovely Bones, who never RSVPs for the party but shows up anyway
- 3.Daniel Stern from The Wonder Years, who is constantly late for book club
- 4.Holden Caulfield, who never returned your copy of Fleetwood Mac's "Rumours" and now claims he can't find it anywhere
- 5.The guy from Super Friends, who has never actually even set eyes upon the Hall of Justice
- 6.Ishmael from Moby Dick, who keeps saying he will call but never does
- 7.Linda from Days of Heaven, who constantly leaves her dirty dishes in the sink
- 8.The Invisible Man from Invisible Man, who is just kind of a dick, if we're being honest about it