Central Casting!

  1. Guy outside the rural gas station who spits every time he says something
  2. Bland man in a suit eyeing you over his newspaper
  3. Cop wears his/her gun harness to a party/on a date
  4. Black person making a face like "you so crazy"
  5. Big guy with muscles who wonders if there's a problem here
  6. Someone who raises their shoulders when the rear windshield gets shot out (bonus: while driving)
  7. Hot girl whose advances are rejected for no obvious reason
  8. Brown person with a 'tude
  9. Someone with safety pins in their jacket smirking at you on the subway
  10. Old person with mad knowledge
  11. Blind person with mad knowledge
  12. Kid who keeps saying weird fucked-up shit
  13. Asshole in a sports car