Gun Control Ideas
"It's called brainstorming, not braindrizzling."
- •Arm entire Congress, let them shoot it out
- •Add % chance of mass shootings to morning weather report
- •Ask maniacs to self-identify on job applications
- •Apply fun licenses to bulletproof vests for kids: SpongeBob, Spider-Man, Darth Vader, etc.
- •Add wifi adapters to all handguns so you can upload your shootings directly to social media
- •ER trauma drive-thru for victims
- •"Bullet Miles" loyalty programs
- •Car fridges to store extra blood in the event of road rage
- •Killing your boss legalized
- •Add "shoot" button to Facebook