Second-tier Republican Debate Highlights

Even if you don't make it to the main stage, you can still have a pretty good time.
  1. 1.
    First 100 attendees receive free GOP key chain
  2. 2.
    Opening performance by Toto
  3. 3.
    Rick Santorum/Bobby Jindal breakdance battle
  4. 4.
    Debate moderated by former MTV News anchor Kurt Loder
  5. 5.
    Donald Trump impersonation contest
  6. 6.
    No irritating foreign policy questions
  7. 7.
    Old-timey organ music keeps energy level high between questions
  8. 8.
    Stupid Senator Tricks
  9. 9.
    Crowd warmed up by Yakov Smirnoff
  10. 10.
    Intimate setting perfectly suited for all-acoustic set from Lindsey Graham