Even if you don't make it to the main stage, you can still have a pretty good time.
  1. First 100 attendees receive free GOP key chain
  2. Opening performance by Toto
  3. Rick Santorum/Bobby Jindal breakdance battle
  4. Debate moderated by former MTV News anchor Kurt Loder
  5. Donald Trump impersonation contest
  6. No irritating foreign policy questions
  7. Old-timey organ music keeps energy level high between questions
  8. Stupid Senator Tricks
  9. Crowd warmed up by Yakov Smirnoff
  10. Intimate setting perfectly suited for all-acoustic set from Lindsey Graham