The 8 Days of Hanukkah

On the first day of Hanukkah, my true love gave to me...
  1. Eight shpilkes shpilking
  2. Seven dreidels spinning
  3. Six oys a-veying
  4. Five golden latkes
  5. Four chocolate gelt
  6. Three mothers yelling
  7. Two kvellers kvelling
  8. And a, "Who ever heard of a pear tree anyway? Am I just talking to the wall, here?"