The Nine Circles of Hell

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  1. 1.
    Caught in a Customer Service Loop
  2. 2.
    Shopping for Your Kid's School Project For Eternity
  3. 3.
    Stuck at a TED Talk
  4. 4.
    Sex with Conservative Talk Radio Hosts
  5. 5.
    Wanting to Throw Up But Being Unable to Throw Up
  6. 6.
    The Only Thing on Netflix Is Hemlock Grove
  7. 7.
    Attending Roommate's Stand-Up Set That Never Ends
  8. 8.
    Howie Mandel Pulls Out Your Toenails
  9. 9.
    Eating Double Downs Until Your Abdomen Splits Open