1. Pussy pancakes, bacon on the side, decaf coffee
  2. Boy-on-Girl-on-Toothpaste
  3. Steam my glasses with your farts
  4. His cock, your prosthetic leg
  5. Fuck and solve word problems
  6. Teacher, student, and Molly Ringwald
  7. Poop on a glass coffee table during an open house
  8. I'm the car, you're the thing that tells me when a door is ajar
  9. She watches while he calls in to a live talk show
  10. Cool Whip enema