Top Ten Ashley Madison Fetishes Revealed by the Hack

  1. 1.
    Pussy pancakes, bacon on the side, decaf coffee
  2. 2.
    Boy-on-Girl-on-Toothpaste
  3. 3.
    Steam my glasses with your farts
  4. 4.
    His cock, your prosthetic leg
  5. 5.
    Fuck and solve word problems
  6. 6.
    Teacher, student, and Molly Ringwald
  7. 7.
    Poop on a glass coffee table during an open house
  8. 8.
    I'm the car, you're the thing that tells me when a door is ajar
  9. 9.
    She watches while he calls in to a live talk show
  10. 10.
    Cool Whip enema