Places I Would Definitely Not Like to Go

  1. Siberia
    I don't care how "pretty" the snow may be, there is just no need for humans up there.
  2. Suez Canal
    I almost went here but I did not feel like likely getting shot... Also, it just seems really anticlimatic.
  3. Tibet
    When I was little, I read a really freaky book about a guy lost in Tibet and I've been scared to death of that place ever since.
  4. Area 51
    Regardless of aliens or not, you just know shit goes down over there.
  5. Eagleton, IN
    Obviously not.
  6. Mongolia
    Just really not my aesthetic.
  7. My basement
    I think that there may have been mild flooding down there and I know that there is an evil colony of rats for sure.
  8. The Church of Scientology
    Nope nope nope nope nope