1. Sweaty
    My body wants to get rid of some liquids so it finds every which way it can.
  2. An erection
    I mean, doesn't everyone?
  3. You're not special, Chloe
    Look, I know I approached you with a professional question yesterday Chloe, and I was sweating profusely and had a pretty obvious erection. I know you made certain inferences and spread such inferences around the office but I want to set the record straight and tell you that there's nothing between us other than the fact I really needed to use the bathroom! Ok? Ok.