THINGS I GET WHEN I NEED TO PEE
- •SweatyMy body wants to get rid of some liquids so it finds every which way it can.
- •An erectionI mean, doesn't everyone?
- •You're not special, ChloeLook, I know I approached you with a professional question yesterday Chloe, and I was sweating profusely and had a pretty obvious erection. I know you made certain inferences and spread such inferences around the office but I want to set the record straight and tell you that there's nothing between us other than the fact I really needed to use the bathroom! Ok? Ok.