TYPES OF PEOPLE WHO MUST BE ERADICATED
- •Anyone voting for Donald TrumpI don't care if you're joking, just stop
- •People who pronounce "grilled cheese" like "girl cheese"
- •Someone who drops all of their friends for a relationshipThe food selection at your wedding MIGHT make up for it
- •People who think they are quirky for liking cats or avocados
- •Anyone who thinks it's okay to read your Twitter draftsAlso applies to the notes section on my phone YOU MONSTER
- •CatcallersSeriously though, what do you think the outcome of screaming "show me your puss" is going to be?