TYPES OF PEOPLE WHO MUST BE ERADICATED

  1. Anyone voting for Donald Trump
    I don't care if you're joking, just stop
  2. People who pronounce "grilled cheese" like "girl cheese"
  3. Someone who drops all of their friends for a relationship
    The food selection at your wedding MIGHT make up for it
  4. People who think they are quirky for liking cats or avocados
  5. Anyone who thinks it's okay to read your Twitter drafts
    Also applies to the notes section on my phone YOU MONSTER
  6. Catcallers
    Seriously though, what do you think the outcome of screaming "show me your puss" is going to be?