WHAT WILL BE AT MY FUNERAL
These things will be there..... but will you?
- •bottomless ham sandwichesis bottomless a term that can be used for things other than alcohol?
- •Kenneth from 30 Rockhe would cry and give a moving speech and make me seem like I was a much better person than I probably was
- •a towel folding of myselfmy body cannot be that much more complex than a swan
- •suede everything
- •an 80's pop cover bandbecause friends and family will have to sit through the entire thing and my ghost will thoroughly enjoy watching their misery
- •My ashes displayed in one of those hip glass bottles that urban foodie hotspots serve water out of
- •Doughnut Vault food truck parked outsideMenu: "casket cream" "tombstone toasted marshmallow" "Danish death doughnut" possibly RIPumpkin Spice Latte" (if I die in the fall)
- •a slideshow set to Rapper's Delight by The Sugar Hill Gangthe 14 minute 35 second album version OBVIOUSLY
- •ponchos to wear in case guests get cold