Proven Thoughts to Maintain Your Virginity 'Til Age 30

I was a 30yo virgin. Here's how I did it.
  1. "I have terrible genitals"
  2. "Pregnancy can happen no matter what"
  3. "If I had been pursuing sex, I wouldn't be so good at computer programming."
  4. "I will get a disease. It won't be good"
  5. "God will punish me"
  6. "I will be bad at it at this age"(always applies)
  7. "I respect women too much"
  8. "Masturbation is faster"
  9. "It will make me weak"
  10. "I don't have good sheets"
  11. ... And many more